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"What do most people do when they see a python ? They re-coil !"
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"It is known... ..by everyone except Jon Snow. He knows nothing."
"A little boy says, Dad,....... A little boy says, Dad, I've heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.' Son,' says the dad. That happens everywhere.'"
"Saturday night is for moaning My name. Sunday morning is for chanting it."
"I have nothing positive to report. Except that roadside drug test."
"If sex is a pain in the ass then you are doing it wrong"
"I'm starting a firing squad business Our motto is ""we aim to please""."
"I turn 39 years old today. But they're Canadian years."
"What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? The Wall was their last big hit. (ripped off a dark jokes thread a while back)"
"Child porn You sick fuck!"