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Joke of the Day

"Bilbo Baggins walks into a strip club and sees his cousin making it rain on a stripper. Unimpressed by this, he proceeds to shout... ...""Don't Fro Doh""."

"Why do white girls always travel in odd numbers? They can't even"

"There's this great joke I read on 9gag..."

"Donald Trump is 69. Let's hope the death trend carries on. Third time's the charm."

"My 13 year old son told me this last night. Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put the wrong sock on this morning!"

"A man walks into a podiatrist and whaps his cock out The staff look at him and say ""thats not a foot"" ""No but its a good 9 inches"" Bu-dum-tissh"

"i'm the girl your mom warned you about... long nails, big eyes, purple tongue, green skin. i'm reptar. i'm reptar from rugrats."

"I've really got to stop being so anti-semitic... or else I'm going to get audited soon"

"What do you call Batman if he leaves church? Christian bail."

"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!"