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Joke of the Day
"What does a can of tuna say? Premium flaked tuna Best before dd/mm/yy"
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"Full Disclosure: I get most of my jokes from a 13 year old Amish kid named Caleb."
"What happens when Donald Trump takes cialis? He grows taller."
"I've never bitten off more than I can chew, but once I put too much mouthwash in my mouth and couldn't swish it around."
"Considering I'm broke, I wonder if she'll let me be her sugar-free daddy."
"When I play rock paper scissors I always pick Rock because Dwayne Johnson shows up and punches my opponent."
"I just took the Bruce Lee of dumps. It fucked my ass all up."
"Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot? Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits."
"I love taking long walks on the beach with my girlfriend.... Until the acid wears off and I realize I am just dragging a mannequin through the parking garage."
"What did Reddit almost change their name to during the Victoria controversy? Blueit. -just thought of it, sorry its a little late to the party"