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Joke of the Day
"Considering I'm broke, I wonder if she'll let me be her sugar-free daddy."
Next Joke
"Did you hear that Trump is getting penis enlargement surgery? It's gonna be yuge."
"Did you hear about Disney's new Tick Tock Crock ride? It's killer."
"An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while the Priest knocked on the wall. The drunk said forget it buddy there's no paper in here either."
"Apparently trapping people in an elevator overnight (even if you have marsh mellows) not a good way to make friends, people are so sensitive"
"Why did it have to be the dog? I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million."
"Thinking is bad... thinking is bad... it ruins every 3 out of 2 relationships"
"I'm on hold. My call is important to them."
"Just trying to figure out how the text box works"
"Why didn't Count Dracula get married? He wanted to remain a bat-chelor."