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Joke of the Day
"What happens when Donald Trump takes cialis? He grows taller."
Next Joke
"What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the Feds? A small medium at large."
"What tense do Italians speak in? Pasta continuous."
"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Why the long face?"" The horse responds, ""Because my daughter just died of leukemia."""
"Just ate so much burrito that halfway through, I couldn't remember a time when I wasn't eating a burrito"
"..... Ya see we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ONE choice of software?!?"
"Do you know why bicycles fall over? Because they are two-tired."
"What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway? Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk."
"Why is it the the people who drink the most Red Bull are the people who seem to have the least going on?"
"What do you call a peaceful Indian sending a picture in the mail of a snobbish criminal going down stairs? Ghandi-sending a condescending con descending Sorry.. I'm tired"