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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot? Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits."
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"Virginity is like a car I kept mine until I was rear ended in a bad neighborhood"
"next year big pixar movie for kids: follow the journey of a single tear down an old womans face as she learns her grandson died in a fire"
"My high-school wrestling coach called me ""the little raccoon"" 'cause I was small but feisty and ate garbage and carried Lyme disease."
"Global bee population is drastically dwindling, what can they do to save themselves? Pretty simple. They need to learn English and say Let us bee!"
"Straight girls are like spaghetti... Only straight until they get wet."
"Do you ever walk out of a bathroom and want to put a sign on the door that says ""I was just peeing It smelled that way when I went in there"""
"An erection is like the theory of relativity. The more you think about it. The harder it gets."
"Michael J Fox got a new restaurant endorsement deal... Shakey's"
"Don't cha wish ya girlfriend was a clinically depressed cat owning weirdo like me"