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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot? Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits."
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"What's black and doesn't work? Decaf coffe... you racist"
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"What happened with the wooden car with wooden wheels, wooden seats, and a wooden engine? It wooden go."
"Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes? Because she had a pun in the oven!"
"I fell in love with a cannibal And then she stole my heart"
"I don't drink and drive..... I only drink at stop signs and red lights."
"There's a steering wheel in my pants It's driving me nuts"
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