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Joke of the Day

"What did Reddit almost change their name to during the Victoria controversy? Blueit. -just thought of it, sorry its a little late to the party"

"I like to buy books, but I never read them. I just want them for my shelf."

"Waking up alone with morning wood is one of the hardest things in life. [NSFW]"

"The wife & I fought last night. Saying things that can't be taken back. Like perishable goods. Baby food. DVDs with broken seals. Underwear."

"What's Adolf Hitler's favorite letter? Not z, that's for sure."

"So I knew this lady, and even though she was a Prostitute..... She had the Prettiest face I ever came across."

"Is a lightsaber's blade hot or cold? Neither. Its warm. *picks up lightsaber *warm warm warm*"

"What's David Cameron's favourite Shakespeare play? Hamlet."

"Did you hear about the baby that was born in a high tech. hospital? It came out cordless!"

"Anyone heard that joke going around about paper? I thought it was pretty tearable."