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Joke of the Day

"Why don't mathematicians have degrees? They prefer radians."

"Pavlov That name rings a bell..."

"I'm gonna date the first guy to come out of this ""Free STD Screenings!"" van. #goodplan"

"Did you hear about the overweight terrorist? His dying words were ""Allahu snack bar!"""

"For your information, we'll be remembered as the generation who thought a fat Korean pretending to ride a horse was entertaining to look at."

"Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan? Because Satan has more politicians to help him."

"Complimented Taylor Swift on her shirt yesterday and now she's in a tree outside my window with a guitar and a wedding dress. Send.Help.Now."

"So two astronauts walk into a club on the moon... One says to the other, ""Let's bounce, this place has no atmosphere"""

"Did you hear about the dyslexic druggie lawyer who just finished rehab? He's already started suing again."

"You so ugly on Halloween someone said scary costume."