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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, feminists don't change anything."

"My girlfriend was crying because she got a bad haircut I said, ""why are you crying? I'm the one that has to find a new girlfriend"""

"Did you hear about that AMA that guy with two dicks did? Yeah, I already . . . . . Reddit"

"What's the worst thing your wife can say during sex? ""Honey I'm home!"""

"Bras come in sizes = AA, A, B, C, D, DD, E, OMG, WTF."

"Three Blondes Walk Into A Bar Thought one of them would have seen it"

"[reeling in big fish and turns to friend] you got the net? ""yes"" ok, google how to get this thing in the boat"

"[Request] Any good jokes with the word ""shit"" in them? I love shit jokes. Thanks."

"What does a menopausal Vietnam vet suffer from? Hot flashbacks"

"I can see exactly 6 years into the future. I have 2020 vision."