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Joke of the Day

"Us New Yorkers try to stick to the four main food groups; pizza, pizza bagels, pizza pies, and cheesecake."

"What's the definition of trust? Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs."

"Poop When you say the word ""poop"" you mouth makes the same motion as your butt hole when you poop. Sam with diarrhea."

"What does rock music and my grandpa have in common? The Strokes"

"One Man's trash is other man's treasure Said Jereme. But it certainly wasn't the best he could say to his child just after he learnt that he was adopted."

"My dad hit my with this one: His belt."

"What's black and eats pussy? Cervical cancer."

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"I was trying to work out what that flying red disk was But then it hit me"

"Personnel Director: What would you do if you broke your arm in two places? Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!"