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"Me: Thank you! Cashier: You have a good one! Me: That's the rumor! Cashier: ..."
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"What are the best white people jokes you have?"
"To ensure that my wife will truly miss me when I go on trips, right before I leave I put a few spiders in the bedroom."
"Five. Five dollar. Five dollar (and thirty five cents sales tax) footlong."
"What is the definition of a farmer? Someone who is outstanding in his field. *hehehe* Credit: Laffy Taffy"
"Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets? For identification."
"I peed on the elevator. That's wrong on SO many levels."
"What happens if you eat a hot frog ? You'll croak in no time !"
"What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes? Pay-To-File"
"What's 6 inches long and starts with a P? A shit."