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Joke of the Day
"What is Santa's motto? Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney."
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"[last supper] ""Tonight, one of you will betray me for 20 pieces of silver."" ""30."" ""Sorry Judas?"" [sips wine] ""I didn't say anything."""
"What's the difference between a slut and a bowling ball? Nothing....you find them both in an alley, finger the holes, throw them in the gutter, and they keep coming back."
"Superbowl Champion Minnesota Vikings"
"I like my hippies like I like my Karma. High."
"When your wife says ""It's up to you"", it's not."
"Whoa bltch you dont look like a 100 likes in person."
"Knock knock Who's there? Broken pencil Broken pencil who? Nevermind, it's pointless..."
"A lesbian friend of mine corrected a misconception that I had.... I had told her that I assumed the majority of lesbians engaged in Fisting. Turns out, it's only a handful..."
"My brother didnt take kindly to jail. He refused food & drink, and smeared feces on the walls. That's the last time we're playing Monopoly."