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Joke of the Day
"Why is proctology called proctology? Because analogy was already taken."
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"Grapes What did the green grape say to the purple grape? ""Breath, stupid!"""
"I like my coffee how I like my slaves... FREE"
"Why do some people love their VW diesel cars? Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all."
"""Dad, are you afraid of ghosts?"" ""Only when I think of all the people who've died & how they must have us seriously outnumbered...G'night!"""
"How do you make a tissue dance? By putting a little boogie in it!"
"Batman's new movie costume has a clock on the utility belt... Personally, I think it's a waist of time."
"It's been so long, I think my virginity is growing back."
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest."
"A blowjob will make your day But dry anal will make your hole weak."