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Joke of the Day
"When my toaster broke, my wife left me. I guess she was lack toast intolerant"
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"Are you a chicken farmer cause' you know how to raise a cock."
"Quack Quack Who's there? A duck."
"BREAKING: Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys killed instantly by lack of oxygen."
"After the Heimlich maneuver what's the best way to stop someone from choking? To pull it out."
"I got a fitbit to get a sense for my activity level After a few days of wearing it, it asked if I was a tree"
"When is a Jewish fetus considered a human being? When it graduates from medical school"
"What's worse than locking your keys in your car in front of an abortion clinic? Going in and asking for a coat hanger."
"Why did man invent curling? To convince women sweeping was a sport."
"Once Chuck Noris .... Once Chuck Noris had sex in a pick up truck ... today the truck is known as Optimus Prime."