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Joke of the Day

"Brain: he must study-how? *Hormones raise hand* H: we could hit him with pimples, kill the social life? B: *whispers* It's for his own good."

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"Why did the teacher decide to become an electrician? To get a bit of light relief."
"What's the difference between Hitler and Keemstar? Hitler knew when to kill himself. Edit: Holy shit 200+ likes."
"A helicopter There are two men in a helicopter, the gunner says to the pilot,""are you going to rotate clockwise?"" The pilot says,""yaw"""
"I like my woman like I like my font Bold, black, and size 14."
"I'm proud of anyone who has quit doing drugs and alcohol, I don't want to hang out with you now but I'm still proud..."
"Did you hear the new Whitney Houston album? It didn't make much of a splash."
"What did Redditor Jesus say to Lazarus? I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)"
"Why do men get their great ideas in bed? Because their plugged into a genius!"
"JFK and Abe Lincoln were two of the greatest president of all history. I think it's because they were so Open Minded."