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Joke of the Day

"Why do men get their great ideas in bed? Because their plugged into a genius!"

"Why was the sand wet? Because the seaweed."

"I still enjoy sex at 68. I only live at number 66 - it's no distance."

"How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem? He worked it out with a pencil!"

"2 Asian's walk into a bar, Barman asks why the same face!"

"I met a girl with 12 nipples today... Sounds fun. Dozen Tit?"

"Brain: stop eating! Me: why B: you'll get fat M: so? B: there's only enough vodka to catch a buzz on an empty stomach! M: oh *stops eating*"

"Wild horses could easily drag me away. In fact, a pair of determined guinea pigs could probably give me a run for my money."

"I don't want to brag but unlike most men I need both hands for a wank . One for the magnifying glass and one for the tweezers."

"A horse walks into a bar Several people got up and left at the potential danger in the situation."