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Joke of the Day

"Why do men get their great ideas in bed? Because their plugged into a genius!"

"Went to a restaurant last night and the waitress had a black eye. I ordered slow and made sure to speak clearly. Because she obviously doesn't listen."

"What do you get when a superhero has to use the restroom? A comic relief."

"I broke my arm in a couple places; know what the doctor said? ""Stay out of those places!"""

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun ? Roamin' Catholic"

"""Hi doc!"" ""Hi! What is that behind your ear?"" ""Nice try, too old for the coin trick"" ""No it's a tumor"" ""Oh my god"" ""Kidding it's a quarter"""

"It's funny how you become mom's new favorite when your sibling is in jail."

"There was a surprising surge in Republican support for Syrian Refugees today They found out 80% of the islamic refugees supported punishing gay people and bans on pre-marital sex. *pew-polls*"

"What are a plumber's favorite shoes? Clogs"

"Joke Trade You post a joke, i will (hopefully) make a thread out of it with other jokes or at the very least post One response that is related. Lets trade!"