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Joke of the Day

"JFK and Abe Lincoln were two of the greatest president of all history. I think it's because they were so Open Minded."

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"I had a huge home party last night and I was unpleasantly woken up by a surprise blow job. Next time I'll sleep with my mouth closed."
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"I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant. But then I changed my mind."
"Just saw the first duckface of Spring."
"A high-pressure hose will usually stop a coworker from showing you any more baby photos."
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