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Joke of the Day
"Best part of Twenty Sever year olds. Theres twenty of them."
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"[Spelling Bee] Judge: Your word is... Grease. Me: Grease is the word? Judge: Yes. Grease is the word that you heard."
"[First Date] Me: so can I see you again? Her: I had a nice time but I don't think so Me: *stops holding in stomach*"
"How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food? By giving her a Brazilian wax first!"
"Yes, I absolutely want to hear about your cat's medication."
"This Election Day will be like a dinner date with Bill Cosby. When you wake up, you just know something bad happened."
"Just saw a homeless guy fall asleep with a lit cigarette in his mouth. Which probably explains why he's homeless."
"A catholic priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar He orders a beer"
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!"
"So this girl I was seeing asked me for a dick pic... So I asked ""White, black, asian or pacific islander?"""