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Joke of the Day

"A rabbi walks into a bar with a frog on one shoulder ... The bartender says, ""Hey, where'd you get that?"" And the frog says, ""Brooklyn, der's hundreds of um."""

"A couple drops of super glue on your fingers and you wont pay attention to any other thing on the planet for three hours."

"Here's another Diarrhea joke If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, then does one enjoy it?"

"Incidentally, the WORST trick the Devil ever pulled was trying to convince the world he wasn't fat by wearing a t-shirt in the pool."

"White folk hate math. Especially when they heard in Calculus they'd have to integrate."

"What do you call two mexican firefighters? Hose A and Hose B."

"my sixth birthday party was so formal that we roberted for apples"

"World of Warcraft. The only time I let my 9 year old play with a priest."

"Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through an alley last night? One was a salted."

"I have a feeling that Scalia was sad that he was going to be alone on Valentine's Day... ...and it broke his heart..."