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Joke of the Day

"A man arrives home and was absolutely delighted when he saw that someone had stolen every single lamp from his house"

"My friend said she was only taking Women's Studies courses this quarter It sounds like a broad curriculum to me."

"Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen? Because the thief was spending less than his wife."

"Boss: ok just bear with me *I growl and start clawing the air* B: wtf are you doing Me: I..You said.. B:first snail mail' now this..Just go"

"My Friend Has A Dyslexic Skin Condition My friend has a dyslexic skin condition. He wears his blood on his sleeve."

"Anti-Jokes So a horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Why the long face?"" The horse says, ""My wife is dying of terminal cancer."""

"We need to stop joking on fat people so much. They have enough on their plate already."

"The thing about bird jokes are... sometimes they're hard to swallow. Owl let myself out."

"How do supernatural entities cum? They have poltergasms"

"Thanks for a lovely evening, I had a great time. Sure, I'll come in for a coffee. You have a lovely apartmeMY GOD that is a lot of Swastikas"