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Joke of the Day

"Bill Cosby awarded another honorary degree from Boston University, this time is was Anesthesiology."

"Can I have some orange juice? You: Can I have some orange juice? Other person: sure go ahead. You: Do you have any orange? Other person: what? You: I have jews but i dont have any orange."

"I wish I was invisible & could fly... I'd then beat up a mime and see how much applause he gets."

"What do you call an Arab who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist motherfucker."

"I do this really cute thing, where if I walk by a car that has a stick figure family on their back window, I peel a kid off."

"We didn't like Granny sliding down the banister so we wrapped it with barbed wire. She didn't stop but it sure slows her up."

"I just had sex with a woman who was 101 years old. In binary."

"In case you were wondering, Taco Bell offers free wi-fi. Don't bother asking for the password, because it's totally ""Cornhole Explosion""."

"Pilot: Tower please call me a fuel truck. Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck."

"On a scale of 1-10 how obsessed with Harry Potter are you? About 9 3/4"