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Joke of the Day

"Manager Cracks a Joke. Everyone in the team laughs except one guy. Manager asks "" Didn't you understand the joke "". The guy replies "" I resigned yesterday """

"Give a man a cat and he eats for a day. Give him too many cats, and people will be like, ""Are you giving cats to that guy who eats cats?!?"""

"Women are not complicated at all, except when they expect us to read between the lines."

"I'm convinced that my wife took 9 years of education at 3 different colleges just to win all the arguments for the rest of my life."

"What's the difference between a kitten and your wife? You actually want to cuddle a kitten after you fuck it."

"On a scale from 1 to 10... What is the age of Jerry Sandusky's boyfriend?"

"What gave the blonde a stomach ache? Nivea milk."

"Roses are red... Roses are red, here's something new, violets are violet, not fucking blue!!! (Found this in a youtube comment a while back ago. Unfourtunately I can't remember where.)"

"How is an American teen girl different from an ISIS teen girl. No differences. They both blow quite easily !"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? TO MAKE A VERY BIG POO POO!!!"