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Joke of the Day

"Manager Cracks a Joke. Everyone in the team laughs except one guy. Manager asks "" Didn't you understand the joke "". The guy replies "" I resigned yesterday """

"My girlfriend broke up with me because I'm too much of an environmentalist... Oh well, not many fish left in the sea"

"You heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind, I shouldn't spread it..."

"Why do black people have nightmares? The cops killed the ones that had a dream"

"Why did the jewish boy's ghost costume only have one eye hole? His dad didn't want to buy him a new sheet."

"When a guy texts a girl ""hey stranger"", what he really means is ""I've recently thought about trying to get in your pants again."""

"My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a bit ANSI."

"I quit my band, 1023MB, the other day... We never had a Gig."

"My friend is so stupid that he thinks twice before saying nothing."

"What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell.."