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Joke of the Day

"Religion is like a penis You're more than welcome to have one and a lot of people do, but when you start rubbing yours in my face that's when I start to get a little irritated"

"The Lost Bet by Henrietta Hart"

"What have Disney and the U.K. got in common? Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people"

"Did you hear about the uncircumcised volcano? It was covered in smagma."

"yeah girl.. shake that thing where poop comes out of. it really turns me on when your poop factory shakes faster than usual"

"I got Rear-ended in traffic the other day... Thank goodness I wasn't in my car."

"Why couldn't the two testes be friends? Because of the vas deferens."

"Elephants being eliminated from Ringling Brothers performances. Did you hear the elephants are being eliminated from Ringling Brothers performances. They were told to pack their trunks."

"What's the difference between OP and a brick? A brick gets laid!"

"What do you call a man who opens the car door for you? A chauffeur."