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Joke of the Day

"Why don't the enemies of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just flip them on their backs?"

"Plot Twist: Africa adopts Angelina Jolie"

"*Puts air guitar back in air case* ""Listen if you wanted a ""real guitarist"" maybe you should put that in the ad!"""

"Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because he won't born yesterday."

"Alzheimer joke (Not sure if repost)"

"Why did the model pee herself? She was all dressed up with no place to go!"

"What's 14 inches long and makes women scream at night? Crib death."

"There will be no documentation of the 1990's... ...Because only 90's kids will remember"

"Doctor Doctor I feel like a pack of cards. I'll deal with you later."

"Me: so I've been a little unclear regarding everything you've asked me to do since Monday Boss: Jesus Me: let me finish. In February. 2011."