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Joke of the Day

"Has anyone here seen the Matthew McConaughey movie where he keeps getting grouchy in the early evenings and no one can figure out why...? Failure to Lunch?"

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"Two rabbits were being chased by a group of hunters One turned to the other and asked ""Do we make a run for it or stay here and outnumber them?"""
"*notices it's not even 8am*nn*been tweeting like a boss...*nn*...to 5 insomniacs*"
"HARRY POTTER: Alohamora MORA: Aloha, Harry"
"I like Peter Dinklage in Game of Thrones But I like him better in smaller roles."
"The difference between 'butter' and 'i cant believe its not butter'... Is Marge-inal"
"35% of all hospital deaths are caused by the attending physician failing to yell ""Don't you die on me!"" at the right moment."
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"Wife:What is 10 years with me? Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second"
"What's a baby hen called? Chic hen"
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