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Joke of the Day
"Where did Chappelle store all his Rick James outfits? Unit E"
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"Facebook says: I know everyone. Google says: I know everything. The ""Internet"" says: Ya'll are nothing without me. Electricity says: Not this game again..."
"What did the racist ask Santa for? A white Christmas."
"""That'll be $15.99 please"" ""Do you take giant revolving badgers?"" *cashier grabs me by the throat* ""We ONLY take giant revolving badgers"""
"As a young child my mom told me I could be anything I wanted to be. It turns out that the police call this identity theft."
"I don't think that we should let kids listen to symphonies. There's too much Sax and Violins nowadays."
"Last-second gift idea. Bring a tag and put it on any present already under the tree. Call other person a liar. Be willing to fight him/her."
"I used to think I could control ducks with my mind but it turns out ducks & I just have very similar ideas about what stuff ducks should do"
"How do you bury a Jew? Dig a really deep hole and throw a penny in it."
"Santa Clause for Halloween. Axe Murderer for Christmas."