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Joke of the Day

"Hope Today I saw a Chinese baby and a Black baby wave at each other. It gives me hope for the future. Or at least another Rush Hour movie."

"Al Gore should start a band and call it Algoreithms."

"What's an anagram for Banach Tarski? Ransack Habit"

"How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend? Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?"

"Instead of complaining that it's hard to remove glitter, accept it. Embrace it. You are a shiny person now."

"I just failed my butcher's exam. Mis-steaks were made."

"what do you call a cow with no legs ground beef"

"Why does Donald Trump think Jesus was a liar? ""He was a Middle-Easterner, but he had a Mexican name."""

"Why are there no Motown artists from North Korea? Because they have no Seoul."

"My lesbian neighbors got me a Rolex for my birthday I don't think they understood when I said "" I wanna watch"""