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Joke of the Day
"What does Gollum think about Gandalf's smoking addiction? Stupid, filthy habitses!"
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"This thorn bush just stabbed my wife in her vagina. What a fucking prick."
"what do you call a fly with no wings? A walk"
"I feel like if Joe Biden and Kanye West were involved in a Freaky Friday scenario no one would notice for months."
"I have sexdaily *dyslexia"
"What do you call a Mexican with a fake toe Roberto"
"an irishman walks out of a bar Hey! it could happen"
"One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or complain. But it was a long time ago, and it was just for that one day."
"If your FB name includes your college degree initials, you are a douche..."
"Now I know why they call it Whole Foods. It took a whole hour to spend my whole paycheck and they can kiss my whole ass."