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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles? Dead in a tunnel."
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"What goes, ""Pieces of Nine, Pieces of Nine""? A parroty error"
"[Ancient Egypt job centre] - Name? ""Ankhesenamun"" - How do you spell that? ""Reed comb water Ankh, bendy straw water shitting priest"""
"Two lorry's crashed into each other, one containing terrapins the other containing tortoises... It was a turtle disaster."
"""Are you there, God? It's me, well, you've probably never heard of me cuz I'm like really underground & shit."" -- Hipster prayer"
"Did you hear about the obscenely hard gardening class required for botany majors? It was said to be a weed out class"
"Want to hear a joke? The Ghostbusters Remake"
"One More Hilarious Vampire Joke ...actually it sucks."
"hey I just met you and this is crazy but I'm going to argue with another stranger in your mentions for hours maybe"
"Hey guy driving the speed limit with your hands at 10 & 2, can I have some of that weed you're transporting?"