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Joke of the Day

"It's really too bad that Magic Johnson played in an era in which the hilarity of his nickname was so underappreciated."

"I'm rubber, you're glue. I'm destroying the planet and you are made of dead horses"

"I ate four cans of alphabet soup yesterday. Then I had probably the biggest vowel movement ever!"

"Did you hear about the ancient bisexual motorcycle gang made up of Norse monarchs? They're called the bi-kings"

"They say sex after marriage is not the same. My sex life is like the Olympics! Happens once every four years, costs me lots of money, & there's usually a big fight afterward."

"What was so special about Bounty's new line of paper towels? nothing they were tearable."

"Essex Girl after sex! What does an Essex girl say after having sex? What team do you guys play for?"

"I could be happily married to some dude for 50 year an id still be textin ma pals like ""omg do u think he likes me???"""

"I like to surprise cross-eyed people they never see it coming"

"Why do they say ""be there or be square""? because if you are square, you are not around."