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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Masterbating Cow? A Beef Stroganoff"
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"Got thrown out of the theater during the Superman movie but was able to sneak back in by putting on glasses."
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... Ba dum tchhhh."
"Well, that escalated quickly! http://imgur.com/Sjrxt6L"
"STOP HONKING! IF I DRIVE ANY FASTER THE TINY LIZARD THAT HITCHED A RIDE ON MY HOOD IS GONNA FALL TO HIS DEATH. HAVE SOME COMPASSION, PEOPLE."
"So a conservative was browsing r/news Haha that's a good one."
"So two fish are in a tank... One fish turns to the other fish and says ""Alright, you drive. I'll man the gun!"" Get it? Because they're in a *tank*."
"What do you call an underdeveloped chicken fetus in a frat house? ...an embroyo! heyooooooooo"
"Justin Bieber The new Justin Bieber 3-D movie is amazing. It's like you could almost reach out and punch him."
"What do you call a Chinese who drives an airplane?"