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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Masterbating Cow? A Beef Stroganoff"
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"All generalizations are false, including this one."
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"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put him in the microwave til his Bill Withers."
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"A bird can fly... But a fly can't bird."
"Guys, when she complains about something you didn't do, tell her about the things you did do. That will make everything ok! You're welcome!"
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