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Joke of the Day

"Nancy Reagan gave the ultimate sacrifice today... She'd rather die than see Trump win the GOP nomination"

"Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast? Because one egg is *un uf*"

"How do you make a little girl cry twice? You wipe your dick on her teddy bear after!"

"""Should I add more liquor?"" is the most ridiculous question I've ever been asked."

"You hear about that condiment bandit? he smuggled as much as he could mustard"

"If you REALLY need to get laid tonight, put on your oldest or most ridiculous underwear. It works every single time."

"The consequences of electing Trump... There will be heil toupee"

"I think 50 Cent should run for President in 2020 He's change we can believe in"

"My friend is addicted to interventions and I don't know how to help him."

"Wife ran into my ex girlfriend today. I asked if she still looked good? Always wondered what the worst thing I could say was. That was it."