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Joke of the Day

"Now I'm not saying pollution has hit dangerous levels in New Delhi, but all my friends there are celebrating Nausea November."

"A homeless lady agreed to let me take her home I don't understand why she got pissed when I loaded the cardboard box in my pickup truck."

"""I'm not that kind of girl."" ~That kind of girl"

"I switched my kids to almond milk. Whenever people ask me if I think it's healthier I tell them ""Nah, I just got tired of them asking why their picture is on the back of the milk cartons."""

"WHAT'S BETTER THAN A ROADMAN!!!!!!??? A ROADMAP!!!"

"A Mexican went into a Japanese restaurant and ordered but only to be disappointed when he was served with a live Octopus slammed in his plate. He asked for a taco."

"How come Apple-products have so small transistors? Children have very small hands"

"Are you spectacularly unfunny? But have heard the way funny people talk? Ever considered a career in morning radio?"

"What does Arizona name Colorado? Border Collie"

"Why was the man so down in the mouth? Because he ate his pillow."