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Joke of the Day
"How do you fit 10 lbs of shit into a 5 lb sack? The same way you take the F out of 'way'"
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"Which songs do planets sing? Neptunes."
"A human fart can be louder than a trombone I discovered that at my daughter's school concert."
"Q: Why don't women have men's brains? A: Because they don't have penises to put them in."
"Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts."
"What is a Chinese person's favorite wound? Bruise Lee. I'll see myself out."
"One person's trigger warning... ...is another person's spoiler alert."
"please sir. i beg of you. don't take away my job. i've got a tuscan kitchen & 2 full baths at home. sir. sir please. my kitchen. it's tuscan"
"Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun? -It burns too easily"
"[in a bar] Him: Trouble is my middle name. Me: wow... That's a stupid middle name. You must hate your parents. Him: *breaks down crying"