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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't galactus consume the milky way? He was galactose-intolerant. I'm sorry."
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"Making everyone happy is impossible. But pissing them off is a piece of cake. I like cake."
"I like my women how I like my coffee... Without a dick."
"Our baby now can clap which I believe qualifies him to be a member of an infomercial audience."
"You know why Miss Piggy can't count to 70? She gets to 69 and has a frog in her throat. Edit"
"A local theater was just robbed of $286 the other day... ...The thieves stole one large drink, a large popcorn, and a candy bar."
"My Neighbor's House Based on the sounds coming from my neighbors house, they're either having amazing sx or putting together a dresser from Ikea."
"Coffee With No Cream A guy walks into a coffee shop. Waitress: What can I get you? Guy: May I get a coffee with no cream? Waitress: Sorry, we just ran out of cream. How about a coffee with no milk?"
"Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit."
"We use a very accurate term to describe our government. Politics, poly meaning many, and ticks meaning bloodsucking creatures."