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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the elusive Mexican Jew? El Cheapacabra"
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"PJ time - Slogan behind an auto rickshaw I couldn't afford Volkswagen. Thus, Auto"
"Don't cha wish ya girlfriend was a clinically depressed cat owning weirdo like me"
"Txt from wife: where r u Me:kitchen Wife:can u feed cat M: I mean garage W:bring in laundry M:bathroom W:clean toilet M: Idaho W:get potatos"
"While in my car I drove beneath an overpass that was getting some work done on it I was under construction."
"I'm not a great lap dancer, I've got two left cheeks."
"Great minds think alike but great behinds stink alike."
"I think my Pokemon Go is broken, I held up the camera but all I caught was cops killing black folk"
"Why should Rihanna date the Edmonton Oilers? Because they don't beat anybody."
"Why do people say ""To be frank..."" when they're about to be brutally honest? WHAT IF FRANK LIED!? WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!?"