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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the elusive Mexican Jew? El Cheapacabra"

"I'm planning to open a Norwegian/Middle Eastern fast-food restaurant. It's called The Valhallah Snakbar."

"My password is my pussy Because apparently my dick isn't long enough"

"Beethoven hyping the crowd. Beethoven: YOU WANNA HEAR A SYMPHONY? *crowd cheers* Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"

"When I take my drugs on Sundays, I always say ""Body of Christ"" because I'm all religious and shit."

"New Year's Eve probably sucks for Lance Armstrong... He can't enjoy watching the ball drop."

"My wife said that if anything ever happened to her, she'd want me to meet someone new. Apparently, getting stuck in traffic doesn't count as ""anything""."

"""Every cloud has a silver lining."" - Terribly inaccurate meteorologist"

"When the smog clears over Los Angeles... ... U.C.L.A. I am not at all sorry for this joke. Edit: So at some point I went from 20 to 923 upvotes. I regret not checking this sooner."

"What is the cheapest type of meat? Deer testicles. They're under a buck."