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Joke of the Day
"A couple was married on top of Mt Everest in 2005 Their marriage really went downhill after that"
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"Why did the strawberry cross the road? There was a traffic jam."
"When my wife is sleeping I open her handbag, take out my balls, pat them & whisper ""I know guys I miss you too"" then put them back quietly."
"I bought my shoes from a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with, but i've been tripping all day!"
"What do Donald Trump and the NSFW tag have in common? They're both excellent clickbait."
"What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband? I'm sorry but I love another Juan."
"""Doctor, doctor, there's a lettuce sticking out of my bum! Is it serious?"" ""I'm sorry to tell you, that's just the tip of the iceberg."""
"Where did the sick boat go? To the dock."
"What's the point of Jewish football? To get the quarter back."
"What was the seal's favorite subject in school? ART ART ART!"