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Joke of the Day
"Why did the strawberry cross the road? There was a traffic jam."
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"Hey parents with teenagers, the bottle of vodka in your liquor cabinet is water."
"The bird developed an illness. i think it started when the bird flu."
"Life of a chef must suck. All your work eventually turns to shit."
"Quick question... How much of this ""No More Tears"" shampoo do I have to feed this baby to get it to stop crying?"
"Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box? She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling ""Lie to me, lie to me!"""
"So I'm opening a seafood restaurant... ...and my signature dish will be eel in a light Japanese batter. It will be called ""O Tempura! O Morays!"""
"What do you call a deer that can't see? No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect."
"My teacher told me to tuck my shirt in. I said, ""Why?"" ""Because it *looks* like you've just had sex,"" he said, zipping his trousers."
"First comes the wedding And 5 months later comes the baby."