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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet."
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"Two old ladies sitting in a doctor's office in Florida... The one says to the other, ""I can't see, I can't hear anything and I can barely walk. Thank God I can still drive."""
"What do you call a smarty pants? ...... A jeanius"
"Can you get high off of viagra? Yes, but only if you lay on your stomach."
"My parents are a little weird...My mom wears my dad's clothes, and my dad wears my mom's clothes... They are transparents."
"I got hit hard in the head with a can of 7up today... I'm alright though, it was a soft drink."
"What's the easiest way to kill a bison calf. Put it in the back of your SUV."
"Did you hear about the carnival fires? They were intense."
"Worst thing about this Californian drought... ...the the state has lost its favorite, longest-running Rivers"
"My terrible Joke but I never forget it. A dyslexic man walked into a bra...."