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Joke of the Day
"I stole my friend's kidneys one night he'd be pissed, but he can't"
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"I saw a clown doing sit-ups. Funny how things work out."
"[On The Cross] Jesus:""Father, forgive them, fore they know no-"" Voice from the crowd:""DO THE WINE TRICK"""
"What did the German physicist use to drink his beer? Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid."
"Are spambots as flirty with everyone else or do I actually have a legitimate shot?"
"Why did the stadium get hot after the game? All of the fans left Glutes ( )"
"How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to do the changing and another to talk about how the last bulb was bigger."
"A girl never comments on another unless she's jealous."
"My dog kept digging holes in the back yard... ..so I hide all the shovels"
"VILLIAN: all this money is mine BANK TELLER: help us Velcroman, he's getting away VELCROMAN: *stuck to the floor* who puts carpet in a bank?"