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Joke of the Day
"They say there is safety in numbers... Tell that to 6 million jews"
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"I just cancelled my gym membership It wasn't working out."
"Two cleaners had a massive fight in my office earlier. Hell of a dust up."
"What did the really ugly man do for a living ? He posed for Halloween masks !"
"Nobel Prize winners are a lot like farmers Oftentimes they are outstanding in their field."
"Do you know what the square root of 69 is? Ate something. (8.xxxxxxx....)"
"What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung? a Guardian of the Galaxy"
"[breakup] Who should get the cat? ""I don't know...let's see who he loves the most"" {3 weeks later} Can you tell? ""Nope"""
"The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which was the board."
"Sorry to burst your bubble, but your waiter doesn't really think your choice was excellent."