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Joke of the Day
"I met a new paleontologist today... Fascinating young lady, called Diana Saw-Hunter."
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"Dogs are perfect napkins because they just think you're petting them."
"Confucius Say . . . Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Stabbing a man with a spoon is pointless."
"Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom!"
"I used to be in a band called ""Frequent Urination"". You might have heard of us. We had several number ones."
"[used car] ME: my credit's bad SALESMAN: k ME: i'm a criminal SALESMAN: no law against that ME: i'm on the run SALESMAN: then you need a car"
"My mother-in-law was diagnosed with cancer... finally."
"What can save Russian Bear Snow den."
"Blind jokes? didn't see that coming.."
"A cowboy walks into a gay bar... He says to the bartender, ""I'm so thirsty I could lick the sweat off a cow's balls."" The bartender replies ""Moo?"""