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Joke of the Day

"#1: My personality is 30% the last movie I watched."

"My coworker who believes Jesus Christ was the immaculately conceived son of God who rose from the dead can't believe it's Monday already."

"Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does the same movies over again. Who'll he fight? The same bad guys! Billion dollar film franchise."

"What happens when you take the ""T"" out of ""stay and the ""F"" out of ""way""?"

"How can you tell birds are afraid of heights? Because everytime they look down they shit themselves."

"I hate people that can't tell the difference between ""you're"" and ""your"" their so stupid"

"I dented my Ford Focus and now it's blurry."

"Some of those Mardi Gras beads could serve a dual purpose. Don't act like you hadn't thought about it."

"Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand around and say ""I could do that better."

"Yoga, a Hindi word meaning I hope I don't fart"