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Joke of the Day

"If I say I love you, don't read too much into it. I just told this cheesecake that I love it, too."

"What is it called when a criminal gets excited? A Con-Yay!"

"Have you seen www.hook.com? Yes it's already caught my eye."

"Remember that time you were reluctant to test my latest invention ""amnesia pills"" but did anyway? ""No"" excellent."

"Joke How do you find Ronald McDonald on a naked beach? His sesame seed buns!"

"Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps!"

"Last night, my sexy Japanese friend asked me out for dinner. ""Hey, you wanna go for sushi? It's on me."" It's funny 'cause I paid the bill."

"Hurt my back while sleeping last night in case you're wondering how I'd do running a marathon."

"If I had a dollar for every time Hillary said ""making the economy work for everyone, not just those at the top""... ...the economy would work for me."

"What do you call a root beer in a square glass? Beer"