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Joke of the Day

"Remember that time you were reluctant to test my latest invention ""amnesia pills"" but did anyway? ""No"" excellent."

"Somebody broke into my house yesterday, and stole all my lamps. I was delighted."

"My girlfriend wanted me to tease her so I was like ""alright fatty"""

"If you have bladder problems. Urine trouble."

"I hate when people judge me because I have tattoos I will only date people with tattoos"

"Found $10 in a pants pocket. It was awkward though because someone was still wearing it."

"I signed up for Binary 101... but it turned out to be a level 5 course. Corny, but I'm still proud of myself."

"Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh doctor my girlfriend's just dislocated her jaw. Can you come over in say three or four weeks' time?"

"Whats the difference between an onion and a hooker? I dont cry when I cut up a hooker"

"""Doctor I think I need glasses!"" ""You certainly do Sir, this is the butchers."""