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Joke of the Day

"Remember that time you were reluctant to test my latest invention ""amnesia pills"" but did anyway? ""No"" excellent."

"What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeno business!"

"Today we our throwing one of our Asian employees a supplies birthday party. I got him a highlighter."

"Two drunks are crawling on the railroad. One says ""I'm tired of climbing this ladder, when's our floor already?"" ""No worries, I see an elevator coming."""

"Why is Santa's sack so big? He only comes once a year."

"What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel!"

"Sumo wrestlers have to make sure their legs are always shaven So people don't confuse them with feminists"

"What do you say if you're testing a new firearm? ""I'll take a shot"""

"i'd like to move to the fifth most populated city in france i've heard it's nice."

"Just saw a bumper sticker that said ""supprt your local beaver"" or maybe it said ""support your local brewer"" either way it's sound advice."