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Joke of the Day
"Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps!"
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"3 Big things happened to me today 1) My neighbor said he didn't like me 2) My neighbor got hit by a bus 3) I lost my bus drivers license"
"For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened."
"How do you make a cat go ""Woof!""? Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)"
"A skeleton walks into a bar and says, ""Gimme a beer and a mop."""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bootie ! Bootie who ? Bootieful downtown Burbank !"
"I still remember taking down that bullying 12 year old on the playground like it was yesterday. My Dad was so proud. Ah, to be 30 again!"
"How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other? ""Aloha Akbar!"""
"My girlfriend went to get her test results from the doctor today and it was bad news. He confirmed I'm about to become a husband."
"What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer. :("