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Joke of the Day

"I'm having a hard time trying to decide on which pencil to use for my English literature exam. 2B or not 2B - that is the question."

"They say you're only as old as you feel. Yet they'll arrest you for trying to feel a 12 year-old."

"The Universe is made of Electrons, Protons, Neutrons and.. Morons."

"If a man masseur refuses to give a massage to a woman Is he a misogynist?"

"Why do people say clean as a whistle? Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit"

"Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer? In denial."

"Give a man a jacket He will be warm for the winter. Teach a man to jacket, he will never leave the house."

"The problem with the exclamation point & question mark being side by side on a keyboard: I'm so sorry your grandma died? I love you?"

"Why Don't Jews Like Ions? They prefer their molecules free of charge."

"I take the time every night to read Facebook statuses to my children as part of my stay in school campaign."