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Joke of the Day
"If a man masseur refuses to give a massage to a woman Is he a misogynist?"
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"AT THE DOOR Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? A: The dog -- at least he'll quiet down after you let him in."
"Went to the zoo today. There was only one animal. It was a ""shitzu."""
"I don't understand you,"" cried my girlfriend. ""One minute you're really offensive to me and the next you're really polite."" ""Bitch, please,"" I said"
"Why did the ghost go into the elevator? To lift his spirits."
"I didn't have fun at the Boston Marathon this year ... back in 2013 it was a blast."
"The good news is, I blocked the creepy guy. The bad news is, I'm tweeting this from inside his trunk."
"Was rooting for my friend who was collecting the works of a prolific ancient greek artist found out the name of this artist is ""Circa"""
"If video games actually influenced behaviour you'd see a lot more people accidentally jumping in the air when they try to open doors."
"My parents never allowed violent video games. Just family-friendly board games with questions like, ""Who murdered this guy with a pipe?"""