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Joke of the Day
"They say you're only as old as you feel. Yet they'll arrest you for trying to feel a 12 year-old."
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"What colour is eight? Purple (According to my 3 year old son)"
"I was at a party playing guitar once and somebody asked me if I could play Wonderwall I said maybe"
"Always have a fake name at the ready so you don't tell the cops something stupid, like ""Andrew Granola."""
"What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra? Go Bach and get a Handel on it!"
"What do your child and your dick have in common? If you don't beat it enough, it'll start standing up for itself in public."
"What I Say To 7: ""This is just between us"" What 7 Hears: ""Tell Mom everything and please embellish it to make it sound 100 times worse"""
"Answer to the seagulls riddle. To beat the Portuguese (it's a New Bedord/Falmouth/Vineyard joke)."
"My uncle is a toilet inspector. He's seen some shit."
"Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio"