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Joke of the Day
"They say you're only as old as you feel. Yet they'll arrest you for trying to feel a 12 year-old."
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"2017 won't be all bad For the few people living just the right distance away from the nuclear strikes,the radiation will cure their cancer."
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"A North Korean Gymnast walks into a bar his family is summarily executed."