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Joke of the Day

"The problem with the exclamation point & question mark being side by side on a keyboard: I'm so sorry your grandma died? I love you?"

"Who knew George Michael's ""Last Christmas""... was about the coroner?"

"What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? About 35 pounds"

"My girlfriend said, ""Hey, want to hear a dirty joke..."" I expected her to say ""a white horse in mud"", but she surprised me with ""your dick after we do anal""."

"Q: How do you kill a retard? A: Give him a knife and say ""Who's special?"""

"What were people doing during the last ice age? Chillin."

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"The bartender says..... ""We don't serve faster-than-light particles here!"" A tachyon enters a bar."

"A jewish Santa enters an house and asks... ""OK kids, what do you want to buy ?"""

"What do you call white on the top and black at the bottom? Society."